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(Date Posted:10/14/2009 12:12 PM)

My Dearest Love Skin_Diver:

It is Wednesday, October 14th at 2:10 in the afternoon! Serves me right to go to Dillards where I ended up spending a ridiculous amount of money when all I was there for is to buy another pair of panty-hose! I even missed the opportunity of making money with two new clients whom, I had to turn down because I was busy shopping, Wink! Wink!  My love, a drama queen? Well alright! If it makes you feel better, I'll accept the title! Seriously, sweetheart I didn't mean to push any of your buttons! You, you of all people should never ever give in to all this ridiculous drama! After all, you started this! My love, speaking of drama queen, why I don't even have what it takes to be a drama queen to say the least! I'm not even experienced in the field of drama; my major in college was in the field of marketing! Why I wouldn't even know how to scream like a drama queen; however, from the tone of your posting, I think you did rather well yelling like a drama king, Wink! Wink! Sweetheart, just leave this board to  your members and stay out of it ok my love? If I really was as successfull, I mean, well, I don't know about that, as you are to have created such a "critically acclaimed" wonderful wonderful review site destined for an emmy, I'd definitely be finding ways to make my site the best there is ever! I'd even go fishing for investors who would believe in my dream of making it big in the information superhighway! Baby cakes, as I have stated, I don't have what it takes to be a drama queen, I'm sure you can come up with someone else who will be more suitable for the job! My love, I will continue my journal until you decide to terminate it completely! Now, be the good little devil that you are and leave Lisa and the other members alone and carry on with your everyday task in finding ways to make this board the  most exciting review board ever created, Wink! Wink! I'll be in touch under rants and raves my love! Remember darling, KEEP IT REAL! I love you with all my heart Skin_Diver, Lina-Celine, MUAH!!!!!



(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/14/2009 16:27 PM)
JohnnyGalt
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/14/2009 12:21 PM)

My god...Skin Driver...would you just ban this crazy bitch for the love of all things holy!!!!!

Yes celine...I know...I am full of rage....whatever.
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GirlCat
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/14/2009 12:25 PM)

Oh my! sooooo much rage, sooo much anger, sooooo much vulgartiy! Dear, if you haven't any ideas on how to stay productive for the duration of this gloomy Wednesday, I suggest that the next time you go and sit on your commode and pottie, be sure to bring a copy of GQ mens magazine with you and read it while you do your business! GQ has a forum where it will give you tips on how to keep your breath clean in between brushes and your arm-pits free from the chalky under arm deodorant you are so used to buying at the dollar store! Begone Mr. Galt and meet me under rants and raves! Your hideous posting does not deserve a space on this page. I'll expect to see you there! Toodles! Lina-Celine, MUAH!!!!

(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/14/2009 12:27 PM)
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/14/2009 16:47 PM)

Oh goodness! Are you here my darling? Its so quiet in here I can hear a pin-drop! I didn't realize how time flew by so quickly today! Sweetheart, if you are still there, I'm rather exhausted after seeing a number of new clients and I need to get to the gym like PRONTO! I'll be fine after a good run on the threadmill! I really don't have much time to work-out as I have quite a number of new clients scheduled for this evening and I'll be working through 1:00am, then off to Daytona in the morning! I know I know, I should be posting under rants and raves but I took a chance posting my journal here, hoping I'd get another glimpse of you! You can find me under rants and raves later! Bidding you a good-bye for now my love and remember my darling, KEEP IT REAL! I love you with all my heart and soul Skin_Diver, Lina-Celine, MUAH!!!!!



(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/14/2009 16:50 PM)
GirlCat
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 06:18 AM)

My Dearest Love Skin_Diver:

It is Thursday, October 15th at 8:13 in the morning. My love, I just got back from a 5 mile run on the threaadmill and as always, I feel INVIGORATED!!!! Sweetheart, I just can't help it that I truly am a very active California Gal, Wink! Wink! I'm sooooooo looking forward to snowfall this winter and I have decided, I'm going back to California for two weeks. I've already purchased my lift tickets and I'm bound for Mammoth in January! I'll be staying in San Diego the entire time as it is only a 5 hour drive to Mammoth! Well, time for a power breakfast. I think I'll walk across the street to the Radisson Hotel and have some "Country Fried Potatoes"! I don't usually eat greasy foods but once in a "Harvest Moon", I get naughty. I'll be having a bowl of oatmeal afterwards and then pop an Omega-3 capsule and that should do my body good! Sweetheart, before I go, I recieved quite a number of emails from readers who have all agreed that you are, and I quote my love "he can't hide the fact that you are a trouble maker and he has zero integrity in the manner for which he has been operating his board". My love, this statement came from at least 5 different readers [Lisa not included]. My love, I don't know who these readers are but apparently, they all  have been following my journal. I did email them back and told them don't hesitate to post [their] comments directly to him [you] and believe it or not, one of my emailers responded to me and said "whats the use, he's just going to end up blaming it on you [me]"! He was right, but I did tell him oooooooooooooh NO! And assured them that I'll make sure that you don't blame it on me! Look on the bright side my love, chances are they may not even post anything! I say "let nature run its course", Wink! Wink! Bidding you a good-bye for now sweetheart and remember my darling, always always, KEEP IT REAL! I love you with all my heart and soul Skin_Diver, Lina-Celine, MUAH!!!!

(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/15/2009 06:19 AM)
princealbert1218
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 07:42 AM)

You are Seriously FUBAR.  Get help. ("Sooooooooooooo much anger, sooooo much rage, wink!wink")
GirlCat
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RE:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 08:01 AM)

Oh my! Soooooooo much anger, soooooooo much rage and sooooooooo very unproductive! Wink! Wink! Why dear, in the vast creation of the universe I'd consider you to be nothing but a scurvy little spider who can hardly compose a proper response, much less find his way back to  his hideous web where you belong! Think of something more original! Stealing one's phrase is not allowed on this board.  This is my phrase and mine alone, "Soooooooo much anger, soooooooo much rage and sooooooooo very unproductive!" I have to get going now, it is a 45 minute drive to Daytona from Jacksonville! Please, by all means, keep it coming! I'll deal with you later! Toodles, Lina-Celina
princealbert1218
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 08:06 AM)

 Your real bright aren't you. Read it again. I was quoteing you. As in tired of the same BS.

GirlCat
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 08:19 AM)

Oh goodness! Alright, you convinced me to say it! I read an article on WebMd that excercise is crucial to one's health! It is suggested that at least 30 minutes of power walking or even doing the traditional house chores everyday will not only boost one's immune systems but also improve one's overall health by as much as 40%. Now, since you are so fond of sitting on your computer chair with so very little physical activity, the artical further stated that in order to decrease one's chance of accidentally coloring their [your] undies, you must at least take 5 good stretches within an 8 hour period to reduce any bowel fluid accidents! Now,  have you checked your underwear lately to see if it is color all around? Toodles! Lina-Celine!!!!!!

(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/15/2009 08:35 AM)
princealbert1218
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 08:24 AM)

Won't work, but good try. I go to the gym every morning at 5am. We all have a day off occasionally. Funny how you know so much about soiled undies, hmmmm.
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 08:32 AM)

Oh goodness! My ex-husband was a PT instructor in the Military and still is to this day. I mean this man had a mean body and I am talking RIPPPPPED! I remember vividly, he was so adamant about changing up his boxer-briefs at least once a week and would never have thought about passing his used ones down to someone else in need, even though his were still brand new. . .well, our secret was OXY CLEAN, Wink! Wink! Had we known you then, we would've been more than  happy to have passed his used undies onto you! Just an idea dear, even if one works out at the gym one can still certainly neglect his undies and I certainly hope that is not the case for you; afterall, we probably belong to the same gym and I wouldn't want to be working out next to you, knowing that something fierce is going on with your undergarments! Keep it coming! Tah-Tah! Lina-Celine.  

(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/15/2009 08:37 AM)
princealbert1218
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 08:41 AM)

Like I said, you know way to much about underwear and digestive disorders. Fetish? Might have something to do with being married to a man who only changes his underwear once a week. That is beyound disgusting.
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 08:50 AM)

Oh good grief! If it will make you happy, I'll send you a pack of mens boxer-briefs along with a copy of "American Journal of Mens's Health" and a box of Orbitz Chewing Gum! Don't worry dear, I buy all my apparel at High End Department Stores and everthing else I buy in bulk at COSTCO! Luckily for me, I have a 2:00 late check-out here and my first appointment in Daytona is not until 3:30 this afternoon which means, we can quiggle back and fourth! Now back to what you were saying..........Tah-Tah! Lina-Celine!!!!!!!!!1
princealbert1218
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 09:52 AM)

That's odd.You didn't find me odious when we met. But if you want to buy me nice things, I'll drop by and get them when you return.

GirlCat
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 10:29 AM)

Oh goodness! Serves me right to be doing crossword puzzles and I missed this one from you!  Dear, might I interest you in solving some crossword puzzles or perhaps, as I have told one of  your fellow friends on this board, some Mensa Problems? I nearly was at the vertical end of my last word when you distracted me! You see, this is where I find peace and solace and a way to stimulate that muscle called the brain!!!! At any event, my chances appear to be zero in convincing you and I would be wasting away my precious time and energy; however,  I hear that Purple Haze has a special going on and I believe it is 20% of a Prince Albert but, you must be without a german hat or, in layman terms, "circumsized"! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Also, just so you know my favorite little worm hole, Barnes & Noblel has this great cafe and its late's and cap's are just as good as Starbucks; Sooooooooooooo, enjoy a cup of hot coa coa or your favorite hot beverage there and pick-up an incredibly good book which may perhaps richly satisfy your knowledged deprived stagnant brain! Tah-Tah! Lina-Celine

(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/15/2009 10:30 AM)
princealbert1218
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 13:52 PM)

Can't get you brain above the waistline can you..lol. Now your launching a "frontal" attack.  Can't you remember? You seemed quite impressed before.  I'm afraid I have to disagree with the member who called you psycho. Your a certifiable meglomaniac. I'll make this easy for you. It's a  psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence. I can break that down for you if your still stumped.

GirlCat
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 19:37 PM)

Oh good grief! I can't go one day with my top off, only to sign-on and find my thread smothered with all your petty 6th grade verbiage! I suppose you did not take my suggestions in giving your idaled brain some conditioning by going to my favorite worm hole! You truly are missing out! There are quite a number of NY Best Sellers and they are a "Must Have"! Oh well, it is the Halloween Season after all and I happen to have ticked-off your DEMONS and they seem to be raaaaaaaaaaaagiing angry DEMONS! YIKES!!!! Not to worrry dear,  a Spiritual Guru can take care of that immediately; asking  price, $500 - $1000 an  hour! Good Luck dear! You'll just have to find some other alternative to give your DEMONS a run for they're money! Time for a realxing bubble bath with fresh rose petals I picked-up at Kroegers on my way home! Keep it coming! Tah-Tah! Lina-Celine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/15/2009 20:04 PM)
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 20:06 PM)

Well at least you seem to have lost that constant wink!, wink!. Thought you had a case of blepharospasm. At the least a nervous condition. Maybe your "spiritual guru" can fix that for you. As for being juvenile, honey you take the cake. 6th grade would be about 11 or twelve . Guess that makes you a juvenile meglomaniac. Don't have a clue, do you? Oh, and by the way. The coffee shop in Barnes & Noble IS a Starbucks. Yeah your a bright one.

GirlCat
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 20:12 PM)

Oh goodness! Alright, here you go. Since you are so fond of "the science of the mind", here is a website that we students used as a base for our research papers for our psycholoogy class! There you will find a great many useful clinical words and words and words and more words! Hope this helps!
APA (American Psychological Association) home page
For goodness sakes, you have me using my iphone while I am taking a bath and worst, you interrupted me in the middle of my journal! Keep it coming, I have all night to quiggle with you! I should be through with my bath shortly! Tah-Tah! Lina-Celine!!!!



(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/15/2009 20:13 PM)
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 20:20 PM)

Shame you had to surf to find a web link. How are those rose petals holding up..lol. Personally I was thinking of getting you a thesaurus to help with your limited vocabulary. I could drop it off when I come pick up my new top dollar boxers.
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 20:25 PM)

Oh good grief! I already told you, here is a website that you'll find useful and again, here is the link:

APA (American Psychological Association) home page

And if this doesn't help, L. Ron Hubbard's "DIANETICS" is written in 50 different languages one of which is in English. For goodness sakes if that doesn't help, I don't know what would!! I am trying to finish my journal! Keep it coming! Lina-Celine!!!!



(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/15/2009 20:26 PM)
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 20:48 PM)

Think you need the site more than I. I understand about your delusional fantasies. Your the one in denial. I read Dianetic thank you anyway. Hmmm,  it is all about the science of mental health...you should probably read it again. Think your reading comprehension is off. Now about your journal..lol
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 21:00 PM)

Oh goodness! I've already told you, pull up the APA website! The last time I had to use it was during finals week back in the Fall of 2005. I promise, your clinical verbiage will improve by leaps and bounds! Now I am busy playing a game of chess on line with my niece on MySpace! I told you, I have all night to quiggle with you! I don't want to end up loosing my queen and I am nearly close to it! I'm sure you know how very crucial concentration is when challenging an opponet who's as good as you to a game of chess!! Keep it coming! Tah-Tah! Lina-Celine!!!!!

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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 21:06 PM)

2005? Time for you to brush up on your delutional fantasies. First take a reading comprehention class. Really darling your just not geeting it. Well time for me to say good night, sweet cakes. Keep on shaking those ta-ta's. Sweet dreams, my love. Jason
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 21:13 PM)

2005? Time for you [PrinceAlbert] to brush up on your [PrinceAlbert] delutional fantasies [delutional is spelled delusional]. First [PrinceAlbert] take a reading comprehension class. Really darling [PrinceAlbert] your just not geeting it. Well time for me [GirlCat] to say good night, sweet cakes. Keep on shaking those ta-ta's. Sweet dreams, my love. [GirlCat]



(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/16/2009 00:17 AM)
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/15/2009 22:31 PM)

My Dearest Love Skin_Diver:

It is Friday, October 16th at 12:28 in the morning! My love, I arrived back home at about 9:30 this evening and, I will be home through Sunday before leaving out-of-town again on Monday! I purchased a brand new Macbook Pro at the apple store downtown on King Street last week and Ifinally was able to put it together this evening! Its alot of fun but I'm still trying to get acclamated to the way it works, which is far way different from the traditional Dell notebook but I love it! I will be donating my Dell notebook to Goodwill among other things. I've cleaned out my closet last weekend and ended up with two boxes of goodies which I will also be donating to Goodwill as well! My love, I will be going to bed now as I will be up early and at the gym at 6:30 in the morning! Fridays are usually my heavy workout days and it does make my weekends alot more enjoyable, allowing my body to produce the natural energy I ever so need before leaving town on a Monday! I must be going now sweetheart as I am exhausted! Bidding you a good-bye for now sweetheart and remember my darling, KEEP IT REAL! I love you with all my heart Skin_Diver,  Lina-Celine, MUAH!!!!

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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/16/2009 04:48 AM)

Starting my day with a work out and a good laugh is great.  Monkey see, monkey do. I feel like I am corresponding with my 6  year old niece. Talk to you later sweet cheeks.

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RE:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/16/2009 06:04 AM)

Starting my day with a work out and a good laugh is great.  Monkey see, monkey do. I [GirlCat] feel like I am corresponding with my 6  year old nephew. Talk to you later sweet cheeks.



(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/16/2009 06:06 AM)
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/16/2009 06:15 AM)

Well hello threre rag boy! I just got back from a 2 1/2 hour workout at the gym and I feel INVIGORATED!!!!! And I  thought I was going to see you there, but you've confirmed that you weren't! I was afraid I was going to end up working out right next to you,; Imagine all that awful sweat coming out the glands of your putrid body, remnants of the pep-pizza and soda pop you chuggled down from last night, I mean your reaking undergarments no less! I'm afraid you will be sitting down all day on your fannie. Shame on you if you forgot to bring an extra pair of undies! You dirty little boy! And whats for lunch today? Oh goodness! Its going to be color all around again! Poor thing! As I have asked one of your fellow friends before, what bothers you most? That you are common, or that I am Smart? Chuckle! Chukle! I have all day to run and stretch but you my dear, are stuck on your work seat like "Elmers Glue" and I'm afraid you'll have to deep-sixth your undies at the end of the work day! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! You'll be getting alot of Monkey sees and monkey do's weather you like it or not!!!!! Keep it coming! Toodles! Lina-Celine! 

(Message edited by GirlCat On 10/16/2009 06:39 AM)
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Re:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/16/2009 12:55 PM)

good stuff
JillVixxen
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RE:Skin_Diver My Love
(Date Posted:10/16/2009 13:26 PM)

OMG I cant understand the delusional ramblings.......Why my dear Skindiver???
hahahaha rofl!
My
ex-husband was a PT instructor in the Military and still is to this day. I mean this man had a mean body and I am talking RIPPPPPED! I remember vividly, he was so adamant about changing up his boxer-briefs at least once a week... And you are bragging about this? lmao I remember your ramblings on CL Celine, take your meds seriously....
Any way....Girlcat seriously......

(Message edited by JillVixxen On 10/16/2009 14:27 PM)

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